TIFU by having sex with my wife
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So my wife is pregnant with our first child and we are about 3 weeks away from the due date. Been a while since we’ve gotten tangled up in the sheets, so we decided to give it a go. Things go great, but 30 minutes later my wife thinks she peed herself, so she gets up, goes over to the toilet, and proceeds to leak clear fluid from her vagina. She calls me over to check where the fluid is coming from as she thinks she broke her water (same thing happened about 2 weeks ago, but just a small amount of fluid compared to this). We shrug it off, lay back in bed, and then it happens again. We think to ourselves “oh shit, this may be real”. Then she starts getting a contraction, not one she normally gets, no, this one is stronger and lasts a lot longer than usual.
4 hours later I sit here in the hospital next to her bed, she’s 8 cm dilated, epidural given, and now we’re waiting for our 1st child to arrive!
TL;DR fucked my wife into labor 3 weeks early
Edit: here we go, 10 cm, nurse said they’re rounding up the troops and will begin pushing soon
Edit 2: Jason is a 6lb, 2oz beautiful baby boy, welcomed to us at 3am! Thank you all for the wonderful wishes!
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“Dad, how was I born?” “Ehhhh… Me and your mom got horny af… At both the start and end.”